Introducing SKULLZ CEREAL, the new EXTREME cereal for cool teens
who need a little more CRUNCH to their breakfast meal.
In the modern day cereal age, the market’s oversaturated with OLD
and OUTDATED cereal for OLD PEOPLE. Corn Flakes? Bran Cereal?
GROSS! SKULLZ CEREAL challenges those cereals of yesterday by
providing a new EXTREME cereal for the YOUTH of today!
SKULLZ CEREAL contains EDGY and HARDCORE SKULL CEREAL
PIECES, guarrenteed to give you a FRIGHT with EVERY BITE! The cereal
comes in HUGE EXTREME CEREAL BOXES decorated in RED and BLACK
and WHITE, guaranteed to instantly GRAB YOUR ATTENTION!
SKULLZ CEREAL can be found wherever you find your GRANDPA’S FROSTED
FLAKES (or whatever BORING OLD CEREAL he likes), such as SUPERMARKETS,
GAS STATIONS, and ON THE INTERNET!
Each box of SKULLZ CEREAL costs a VERY CHEAP $5.99, giving you
NO EXCUSE not to purchase this COST EFFECTIVE CEREAL-SENSATION!
You can find SKULLZ CEREAL ads on BILLBOARDS, MAGAZINE ADS,
or COMMERCIALS ON TV. We will BOMBARD you with AD AFTER AD
until you finally CAVE IN AND PURCHASE THIS INCREDIBLE
CEREAL! DO IT! BUY THE CEREAL!
SKULLZ CEREAL: PUT SOME CRUNCH IN YOUR ‘FAST!